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The Clever Dog A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally. Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, Can't you play something the dog doesn'...

Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and of...

Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry , madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son...

The Absent-minded Professor Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine. 蹇冧笉鍦ㄧ剦鐨勬暀鎺� 蹇冧笉鍦ㄧ剦鐨勬暀鎺堬細澶╁摢!鏈変汉鍋蜂簡鎴戠殑閽卞寘! 濡诲瓙锛�...

Three Turtles Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain. The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, Go home and get the umbrella. The little turtle replied, I will, if you don't drink my offee...

Is He Really Ill? On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. Give the poor man a glass of brandy, advises a woman. Give him a heart massage, says someone else. No, just give him some b...

Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday. 閲嶅ぇ浜嬩欢 鑰佸笀锛�1809骞村彂鐢熶簡浠�涔堥噸澶т簨浠�? 灏�...